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peeps here’s another New Years Eve belta night out up for grabs from Chelsea’s glamorous Goat DINE and DRINK. Win a night of unbridled decadence with Madame Noir of Nude Noir hosting the ultimate celebration featuring live sultry jazz numbers, sensual performances, pro photo shoots and DJs throughout all in the style of film noir.

The townhouse will become a playground for live acts where guests will become actors in a ‘Theatre Noir’ play. Expect 1950’s Hollywood Film Noir glamour, with revellers dressed to impress.

Admission is strictly by invitation only, but we are offering a pair tickets worth 80 big ones which give entry and a glass of champagne to get the party started. WHOOP! In our usual style hit us up on Twitter or Facebook with the following ‘NYE at @goatchelsea is something which does float thy boat @londontheinside’.


If you are not lucky enough to be picked you can still apply in writing to Madame Noir on requesting consideration. The fortunate ones who impress the Madame will be granted access to purchase tickets to what is sure to be another sell out success.

This competition closes 27th December at noon sharp. Good luck!