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this geezer right, he steams into The Crown, you know up on Lavender Hill, walks right up to the bar, stares at the bloke dead in eyes and says ‘The Juicy Bastard’…we thought, hello, it’s going to kick off here. The barman only gave him a bleedin’ burger didn’t he…The Juicy Bastard.

No thats not the opening scene to a new Guy Richie movie, its real life! Burger Craft are at it again, giving sat 100 FREE burgers from today until Sunday (26th October) between 12 & 3pm and agin at 5 & 9pm. Alls you gots to do is ask for ‘The Juicy Bastard’ and its all yours…just do us a favour and do it in your best Vinny Jones voice. First come first severed people…so you might want to you know, MOVE!

Thu 23rd – Sun 26th October 2014, 12pm – 3pm & 5pm – 9pm
The Crown, Lavender Hill, London SW11 5RD