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and now Miss Cakehead and The Evil Cake Shop have created jizz cakes – surely nobody can top this. Westminster for one will be happy to know that the Jizz cakes don’t actually contain any erm, jizz – phew! The Yum, Yum, Cum cake and Vagina cake have been made in honour of the Royal Wedding (can you imagine the Queen’s face?) and will be sold in the pop up shop “Wills and Cake”. Genius!

The shop will be opening inside Maiden on Shoreditch High Street, the same location as last years Halloween pop up. The shop is strictly over 18’s and although no date has been set yet were guessing it must be soon given that the Royal Wedding is less than 2 months away. Like their facebook page for more info.

Could you eat it? We’d love to know?