SUPPERCLUB REHAB CENTRE…

SUPPERCLUB REHAB CENTRE...

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you’re struggling to squeeze into your skinny jeans after a huge Christmas food binge then you might be considering a January detox but watching what you eat can play havoc with your social life. Just because you want to lose the extra weight accrued from Quality Street and Stilton doesn’t mean that you have to stay home and be boring though, as Notting Hill’s Supperclub have launched the Maximum Security Rehab Centre.

The venue usually offers a tantalising combination of risqué entertainment, DJs and gourmet dining on beds but for one month only it is transforming into a ‘rehab centre’ for those who indulged too much over the holiday season, offering nutritious food, non-alcoholic cocktails, massages and performance therapy, all served up by the hottest nurses in London.

Optional extras (no, not that, get your mind out of the gutter!) such as alcohol will be available if you have the secret password, so make sure you ask when you book! Check out the Supperclub Facebook page to see the latest videos and photos of the ‘addicts’ and vote in their poll to see who most needs to go to rehab.

Check yourself in at 12 Acklam Road, W10 5QZ or at www.supperclub.com