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you be spending the night with Kate? Seriously these puns write themselves! If you do want to spend a night with the couple before they wed then hit up any of the London Premier Inn hotels tonight (April 28th).

There you will find real life Kate and Wills printed duvets for guests to enjoy and sleep under. But be warned they aren’t enough duvets to go around so unless you fancy sharing, reserve your’s first.

Bedding a Prince for one night will cost you from £70 depending on which location you choose. Otherwise you could always try finding Harry in boujis/the box, seriously how hard can it be?

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