SLAGBOX…

SLAGBOX...

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a new singles night on the go, a singles night with a bit of a difference and well we don’t know quite how to put this…it’s called SLAGBOX, that probably says it better than we ever could. This ‘singles’ night is taking place at The Dolphin on Thursday 5th April, its purpose to provide a ‘single’s night for people who don’t like single’s nights’…

The night pans out like this – upon entry you are given a number, you then have to scan the stickered dance floor and note the number of your potential, once found you write them a note as formal or informal as you like and pop it in the Slagbox. This will be read out by the compeer during the evening.

For the more adventurous (desperate) there is a Shaglotto…need we say more. £1 to play and at 2am they draw one girl and she gets to select one boy from all the male entries, they then send you off in a cab. The filthy little swine’s.

I’m sure you would agree that there are many health and safety issues surrounding this event. We urge you to drink responsibly, use protection and under no circumstances mention we told you about this sordid little orgy!

Thursday 5th April 9:30 till 3:00
The Dolphin, 165 Mare Street, Hackney E8