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always knew Sinterklass was no match for our Santa Claus. First he calls himself Sinterklass, a naff knock of of Santa Claus, (just like that Cucci bag your parents bought you back from Turkey). Then he gets the wrong date and turns up 23 days early?! This man has no shame.

We can’t knock him too much though as he does still give out the goodies. Tonight he will be heading into Hoxton Square on horseback to visit the pop up KK Outlet and HEMA shop. People are asked to leave a spare shoe in the gallery overnight and return tomorrow when it will be full of gifts. Just make sure it’s not designer….

As well as Sinterklaas’s personal appearance there’ll be an exhibition of the best Sinterklaas related oddities, from a large wall of chocolate typeface to festive designs and products provided by HEMA and available to buy.

If you don’t know what HEMA is, picture a cross between IKEA, Woolworths and Muji and you’re just about there.

Thurs 2nd Dec, 7-9pm
KK OUTLET, 42 Hoxton Square, N1