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became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision I’ve made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat – it’s all been wrong.’ Thats not us having a mental breakdown…it’s just something that comes to mind when we think of the US sitcom Seinfeld…well that and ‘Jerry, just remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it!’

Tuesday the 10th February sees the 5th Seinfeld trivia night at the Alibi from The Van Buren Boys. Round number five people, on the best and highest grossing sitcom of all time. It’s £1 to play, no phones and a maximum of six people per team. Expect questions based on episodes, characters, story lines and sayings from seasons 1 through 9. All 172 episodes. Four trivia rounds, a picture round, top 5 round and some live slap bass.

There is a prize for best team name and of course the winners of the evening will get their hands on some Seinfeld goodies. All right, hey, you’ve been great! See you at the cafeteria.

Tue 10th Feb 2015, 8pm
The Alibi, 91 Kingsland High Street, London E8 2PB