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getting down and dirty this Valentine’s Day? The head along to Maiden on Shoreditch High Street and treat your loved one to a bunch of these sexy cakes. Choose from a selection of four cakes – Fuck Me, Suck My Dick, Eat Me Out or I Love Cum – just make sure you’re sure the recipient will like the gesture otherwise you could end up dumped or worse still arrested.

The cakes costing just two quid have been made by new cake shop/bakery Cakey Muto on Chatsworth Road and are available until Tuesday 14th February. 

Maiden, 188 Shoreditch High Street, London, E1