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has only been open four years but it already has the feel of a classic London restaurant, with its glamorous art deco dining room, smooth service and prime Mayfair location, just off Grosvenor Square. We’ve been wanting to go there for ages now so when we heard about the Champagne Lovers Lunch, with unlimited refills of house Champagne when you buy just one glass with your lunch, we were down there faster than the pop of a cork. What’s more, the champers is served in 34’s Kate Moss coupe glass which is moulded on her BOOBS.

We had a couple of beautiful starters including Cornish crab with spiced tomato, avocado and wood sorrel, and plump scallops with black pudding and sweetcorn. Sticking with fish for the mains too we went for a baked filled of stone bass with Indian spices, coconut chutney and a pickled green tomato salad and seared john dory with fennel and confit tomato.


The dessert menu at 34 is one of the BEST we’ve ever seen – it was tough choosing (warm cookies, ice-cream in any flavour you might want, sundaes THE LOT) but we settled on freshly made cinnamon doughnuts with chocolate sauce and a peanut butter crunch bar. That’s essentially a posh snickers and it was spot on! 34 is an ideal place for a special occasion and the champers offer is a great deal for a lunchtime’s worth of drinking. So if you fancy top notch food, in beautiful surroundings whilst sipping unlimited fizz out of Kate Moss’ boobs then we reckon 34 has pretty much go it covered.

34 Grosvenor Square, London W1K 2HD