order a takeaway and sort out your love life

Given up on Tinder, Bumble and all the rest of it? Stop feeling sorry or yourself, and order a takeaway. Seriously. Cupid has arrived in the form of Deliveroo, and they’re matchmaking you with Italians. Unfortunately, they’re not flying you out to Milan for this date, oh no Milan Upon Thames to be precise. Yes, you’ll be right here in London town, on your sofa probably, enjoying a takeaway from Rossopomodora while chatting live to your Italian date in Milan. That’s right it’s a virtual blind date, and let’s face it you shouldn’t be doing hanky panky on the first date anyway, so what have you got to lose? And if they’re a real ass hole you can always switch the camera off…

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Wed 19th – Thurs 20th April 2017