ditch the date

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this Valentines Day you are feeling a little overwhelmed and are dreading what you might have agreed to for that special February 14th date night. Why don’t you do us all a favour and get your self down the well, The Well in Clerkenwell that is who are running Operation Ditch-A-Date!

If you are one of those daters-in-dire-straits The Well are on hand to save you from the awkward torn met and any damn right embarrassing escapades. Here’s how it works in 5 simple and easy steps…

Ensure you’re following @thewellpub on twitter before you head out to meet your date – this is your lifeline should the worst happen.

If you want out, Direct Message @thewellpub with the secret phrase “Kiss of Death” and your mobile phone number.

A member of The Well team will immediately leap into action, calling your phone so you can pretend it’s an emergency and talking you through the next steps.

While you’re making your excuses, The Well will have your bill ready, ordered a taxi to be on standby outside and even given you a complimentary drink for you to magnanimously give the ditched date by way of apology for having to leave.

Make your seamless escape from Cupid’s clearly misfired arrow.

And there you have it. The Well to the rescue…and you free to take you’re night off to where ever you see fit. Just let us know if you use this via Twitter please…we’d like to hear! Be careful out there people.

Sat 14th Feb 2015
180 St John Street, Clerkenwell, London, EC1V 4JY