MONTY’S…

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the single ladies, put your hands up because Monty’s is back with a night to remember on Friday 1st June. Taking over a Pie & Mash shop in Hackney Monty’s tag line is “come with a mate and leave with a date” so we’ll leave you to decide whether or not it’s up your street!

The night costs £18 and includes oysters and champer on arrival, kinky canapes, snake charmers and dirty dancers. There are rules mind, it’s not just some big orgy! You must dress to impress, you must be single and you should arrive with a friend of the opposite sex! It’s BYO on booze and condoms…