There’s already a spot serving up sexy waffles in London but if a dessert just isn’t enough for you, there’s a new sex-themed restaurant – in Soho, where else? – where you can grab a full-on meal with all the boob, penis and vagina-shaped food and tableware you could possibly want. Naked Soho (where you don’t have to be naked FYI, that’s a whole other pop-up restaurant) has been unleashed on Moor Street, billing itself as a place that “celebrates the body, sexuality and freedom”. So expect plenty of vulva sculptures and phallic prints on the walls to go with the penis platters, anatomical crockery and not-so-subtle innuendos on the menu.

Food-wise, you’ve got your choice between A Bit of Foreplay, NSFW Tapas, Tossing Salads, The Climax and Happy Endings, which mainly includes cheese and charcuterie platters, penis-shaped toast with various toppings, salads, pasta and, of course, willy waffles. You can wash all of that down with a Nipple Clamps (vodka, limoncello, orgeat syrup & egg white) or a Screaming Orgasm (rum, homemade sherbet & prosecco).

Unsurprisingly, Naked Soho is perfect for birthdays and hen and stag parties, so if you want to be handcuffed by a waiter dressed like a policeman before you do a cream-filled shot, this is the place for you.

10-11 Moor Street, London, W1D 5NF