A guaranteed minimum of 18 ales and ciders are on tap here. GAU-RAN-TEED pal. Not only that, this very old school boozer also does a very good line in sausage rolls and pork pies too. You can’t book, reserve a table, a seat or an area though. You can’t pay by card either. And they don’t have a phone, just beer, cider and a fridge full of meat. How do you like them apples?