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week we have an exclusive interview with Absolute Playa, born Josep Playa in Barcelona, 1985. His parents moved to Watford in England six months later. His life has been a delusional one he has never grown out of. Growing up as a Josep, Absolute Playa felt disillusioned with his lucklessness with the cool kids, and in turn, the ladies. What was cool five years ago stays in business thanks to people like him. So, in 2014 he has reinvented himself, quitting his job working for HSBC and changed his first name by deed poll to Absolute. Now known to all as Absolute Playa, he’s a begfriend one-step behind the buzz, always hoping he’ll one day be accepted by the cool kids but never ever gets close.

His catchphrase of “playaaaaa” is awarded to anyone he thinks might be of use to him, in order to help climb the social ladder he so desperately wants to be a top of.He’ll fall in love with any girl who laughs at his inappropriateness. However, his irritable bowel syndrome means that whilst he’s always trying to woo the ladies, if he ever did close, he’d be too embarrassed to ever ‘seal the deal’. Absolute Playa is the rave machined, obnoxious personified, fashion ravaged, lonely but friends with everyone bellend that you can’t help but want to show up to your party.

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Want to win tickets to Dance Floor Roulette at The Garage on 20th September, like the ‘Absolute Playaaaaa’ said we have 10 pairs of tickets to give away, just email us with ‘Absolute Playa’ in the subject line and we’ll pick a winner at random.

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Sat 20th September 2014, 10pm – 2AM
The Garage , 20-22 Highbury Crescent, London N5 1RD

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