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you f**ked up? Not managed to buy any presents yet? Welcome to our world. Worry not, here’s three quick fixes to get you through and they don’t involve any extra trips to any shops.

30 Year Blended Whisky


You’ve all heard about the Asda Serrano ham right? Well that might of sold out but you can still get your hands on a bottle of their 30 year old blended whisky for just…wait for it…30 quid! A complete bargain and lets face it you’re gonna need to go to the supermarket before Christmas anyway.

Electric Cinema Gift Card


Everyone likes a trip to the cinema right? Especially when it’s the sexy Electric Cinema with cosy chairs, blankets and booze. YES. Play it safe with a voucher AND they will deliver by courier within London Underground Zone 3. That’s everyone sorted then. You can relax right now, no need to thank us…

Click for Clicquot


Currently one of our favourite apps, this takes the champers button at Bob Bob Ricard and makes it HIGH tech. Just download the app and choose a bar then gift away, a bottle or a glass. It’s as easy as one, two, three and who knows the person you send it too might even take you with them when they cash it in…