if we won the lottery
Winter is coming, the days are getting darker and all we really want to do is win the lottery and escape to some tropical island…So while we’re sat here dreaming and avoiding reality, we thought we might as well make a plan as we want to be prepared. Of course, we’d spend ££££ on buying a house, fast car and a year long holiday, but what would we do on day one…that first day the money drops into your bank account and everything becomes very real?
Well, first up we’d take over Dover Street Market, kick everyone out, try on everything possible and buy as much Gucci and Vetements as we could fit in our limo…Once we’re shopped out, we’d head over to the Turbine Hall at the Tate Modern (which would, of course, be ours and ours alone) where our fave chefs in town would be cooking us up a proper feast. We’d get Breddos to take care of the starter, Lee Westcott of Typing Room to make us a bangin’ main and for dessert, it would have to be Yauatcha that would all make up our perfect dream feast. So we’ve shopped, we’ve ATE, what next? Well, it’s time to party. We’d hire out the Troxy and only let in our friends for the gig of the year. Yes, we’d get everyone from Dave Grohl and Beyonce to Keith Richards to audition for our super group, that would only play covers of Prince songs.
And dreams can come true, well if you play LOTTO they’re more likely too anyway. And we’re not just talking about the Euromillions, there are plenty of other ways to win too with the Irish Lottery and Powerball which had a £1 billion jackpot earlier this year!