These parcels cost just over £1.50 each.
A man will walk a discreet little package to your office on Kingsland Road, no questions asked, provided you’re within 500 metres of the shop. Inside: a Little Bump, which is Junkies’ one and only product and the reason for the operation. It’s a choux shell filled with light vanilla cream, modelled on the chouquettes of South West France, under 94 calories, made with Wildfarmed flour and French butter. You place your order, you re-up your fix, you wait for the hand-off.
The dealer logic holds all the way down. The first taste is £1.67 per Bump if you start small at nine for £15. Commit to 16 or 30 and the unit price drops to £1.56, which is how habits work. There’s a £5 delivery charge on top, the going rate for someone bringing it to your door. Slots run Tuesday to Friday, roughly 10 to 4, and you book a couple of hours ahead because supply is supply.
Whether your team needs a vanilla cream habit is between you and your team.
Useful Infomation
Location | 17b Kingsland Road
Website | wejunkies.com
