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still not sure how we feel about Flash Sushi which basically involves eating sushi off a naked female model. Even though we are promised that it’s hygienic there is still the price tag to get over…£250. That’s right £250 for 10 courses eaten off the body of “stunning Hadaka models”. If you’ve always fantasised about Kim Cattrall in SATC or just want to eat food off of someone’s boobs then knock yourself out.

There are two events planned and drinks are included in the price – we should bloody think so. The location will be revealed to ticket holders only to stop any unwelcome guest. Just a word of advice, watch where your putting those bloody chopsticks!

Fri 19th Oct, Thurs 1st Nov