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sheer mass of burrito, is impressive…phenomenal you could say. Have you not heard? Chipotle are giving away 14,000 burritos at a rate of 2000 per day over seven days! Imagine getting a questions around that in your SATS’s exam…’calculate the probability of how many LDNERS would be happy upon receiving one of the above?’ Urgh we don’t know, pulled pork? who cares when there’s FREE burritos galore!

Like us, you will be hooked on #burritowatch as the news breaks…basically every day a new 24 hour website link will be revealed and the first 2,000 people to hit it up and pop in their email address will see a burrito pop out of the screen! If anyone believed that please seek medical help…once you’ve inputted your email address you’ll be sent a unique voucher which you can use at any of the Chipotle locations and enjoy a big fat burrito! The voucher is valid for 14 days too, so there’s no need to panic and run out the house without your trousers on!

One website per day will be release on social media from the 5th of August for 7 days…Each site will be up for 24 hours a day churning out vouchers for the first 2000 people each day. How about that! Keep an eye out on #burritowatch peeps…

FREE Burritos, Tue 5th – Mon 11th August 2014