KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES

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washing powder snow storm, a disco laundrette and a zen garden with sixth sense meditation zones? It’s all going on in the Jones family home. After Mrs Jones’ home improvements got the neighbours talking, she’s decided to invite you all into her home on Clerkenwell Green. And expect a warm welcome with Mrs Jones cooking up edible vodka toothpaste, Hawksmoor cocktails in detergent bottles, gin & tonic marshmallows, macaroon dishwasher tablets and all her classic picnic dishes ready for your arrival. Once you feel at home you will be left to explore the eight rooms and with a GIANT dishwasher to climb in, Bang & Olufsen’s sound-lounge and a feather-filled pillow fight room to get lost in, you better make sure you don’t miss the Whirlpool washing-machine cocktail makers and edible liquid-tabs in the disco laundrette.

But her doors are only open for FOUR days, so if you wanna pop in and say hello you better get your tickets now cos not everyone has what it takes to keep up with the Joneses…

Get Tickets
Thurs 7th – Sun 10th July 2016, 5.30pm- 11pm
10 Clerkenwell Green, London EC1R 0DU
www.meredithcollective.co